Good Cop, Bad Cop

“You’re such a squeam,” my mother snarls. I can’t help but laugh at this, and her anger deflates a little. As it should. She is angry because I won’t buy her two cheese bagels. She can’t eat solid food. She will choke on it. I’ve already been reprimanded by the staff for letting her use […]

My Kid Wants You! (To Vote)

My teenager would like nothing more than to vote on Tuesday. Of course he is not allowed to vote, and there are good reasons for that, I suppose, my son being the exception that proves the rule. He is a bona fide political junkie who understands more about this election and what rides on it […]

Breathe

There is a grown-up party downstairs. I am little. These adults — their tinkling laughs, their clinking glasses, their swells of convivial sound — tell me just how small I am. I need my mother right now, but she is one of Them, these party-goers. She doesn’t smell like herself. She doesn’t look like herself. […]

What Fifteen Brings

He is fifteen now. He is fifteen now, and I am upping the ante. For your birthday present, I grin, I will be teaching you to do your own laundry. He snorts: Some birthday present. But I am not joking. Oh, sure, I’ll wait a few weeks, but this teen will be washing, drying, and […]

Valvoline Man

I start to pull in to one of the bays at Valvoline as I check my watch. It’s all about time these days. There’s never enough. I calculate. Will I be able to have the oil changed before my kids get home from school? I decide that yes, I will, although it will be tight, […]